Archive for June, 2007

Tony The Tiger Loses His Balls!!!

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Poor Tony…he is now but a mere shell of his former self.  This as a result of his owner, Kellogg Co., Inc., today declaring that they have decided that they have no balls when it comes to telling nar-do-well do-gooders to go to Hell.  This also for their not standing up to the same and telling them that they, Kellogg, will continue to let parents decide what their kids will eat — and for not taking the opportunity to point out that the content of their children’s foods — which parents happily buy for their kids — is a much smaller issue in childhood obesity than are parents letting their kids sit on their butts all day and eat gigantic portions.

Case in point…yours truly has lost 25 pounds in the past 6 months, after reaching a high of 190 pounds on my 5′6″ frame.  (And, I have another 10-or-so to go…)  I did not go on a fad diet or change from eating pizzas, mac and cheese, etc.  I did what I just said that parents need to supervise their children to do — eat much less and exercise a little more.  One large Red Baron pepperoni pizza now lasts me for four or five sittings, instead of one or two.  I also still drink my fattening home-brewed beer.  And, unlike Kellogg and Tony…I don’t require a daily dose of Viagra to be able to act like a man and stand up for myself.

Judges, Juries, Lawyers, Damn Lawyers, and God-Damn Clients

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Please excuse the profanity in this article’s title.  It is a rare use.

At I write this article, the $65 million Lost Pants trial is underway in a DC courtroom.  A schmucky DC judge has decided to play both the role of greedy, unethical client and greedy, unethical lawyer.  Add to this that the presiding judge in the case did not bother to throw it out and tell the schmuck to go to Hell.  I assume that the case is being tried before a jury.  I can only hope that enough of them have enough sense to tell the schmuck to go to Hell.  It would be nice if there is some mechanism whereby the defendants can recover their costs of defending themselves from this schmuck.  I would also ask that the schmucky judge be impeached or otherwise removed from The Bench and then disbarred.

“Damn Lawyers” is a largely unjustified slam on practitioners at The Law.  They are merely a reflection on We The People as a whole.  It is you and me who have gotten into the mode of thought that says, “I chipped my nail — jackpot!”  If We The People don’t run to a lawyer with our unethical greed, we will not find an unethical, greedy lawyer to take our frivolous cases and gum-up the works for those among us who truly have been wronged and deserve justice.

I understand that…like vampires — who also suck the life out of their victims…unethical, greedy schmucks also cast no reflection in a mirror.  So…please…look into the next mirror that you come across and see what it says about you…

 

¡Inglés solamente, por favor!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

In case you are a US citizen — whether native or naturalized — and as such, are expected to understand written English well enough to function within our society — please allow me to translate this article’s title as it pertains to the voting booth into several other languages:

L’anglais seulement, svp!
Nur Englisch, bitte!
Inglese soltanto, per favore!
Inglês somente, por favor!
Только на английском языке, пожалуйста!
English only, please!

I hope that those of you who are able to understand written Asiatic languages do not feel marginalized by my omitting those that Google provides in its translation services, but they will not display here.
 
This latest plea of mine comes from just returning from voting in the City Council run-off election and seeing choices “English” and “Español” on the voting machine.  If we need to improve the testing for proficiency of written English given to prospective citizens, then by all means, let us do so.  If we are not properly training them to carry out this most basic activity required to fully-participate in our society, we are doing them a great disservice and it must be promptly corrected and remedial English lessons offered to those who have already been naturalized without the required proficiency.

Pampered Passport Procrastinators

Friday, June 8th, 2007

The Department of Homeland Security today announced suspension of the new rules which require US citizens to show a passport when returning by air from Canada, Mexico, or the Caribbean — because the State Department has a backlog in processing of passport applications.

Does anyone else besides me remember that the new rules were announced well in advance of their effective date?  Why should I pay in decreased security for those who refuse to get things done in a timely manner?  What number of ill-intentioned persons will be allowed to slip into my country due to this slacking of enforcement?

At the end of this past January, I was presented with an opportunity which would require that I make one or more trips abroad over the course of the remainder of the year, beginning in mid-to-late May.  The very first thing I did — even before knowing for certain that I would be traveling and the exact dates and locations of travel — was to apply for a new passport since my old one had expired years ago.  Reports of the processing backlog were already being published — and I wanted to do all that I could to make sure that I would have my passport in-hand well before I needed it.  That included to have it before I bought non-refundable plane tickets.  The passport arrived in the mail a couple days short of the announced ten weeks processing period — three weeks before I would need to purchase airfare to be able to travel cheaply in mid-to-late May.

Given my ability to get on the ball to securing a passport just as soon as I knew that I might be traveling abroad and not saving that most important step until late in the planning — I call on the Feds to partially reinstate the new passport rules to deny entry to anyone who’s passport receipt is dated to show that they did not apply soon enough to expect to have it in-hand for travel according to published wait times.  I also call on those who have even the slightest belief that they might be making a land crossing of either our northern or southern border beginning January 1st of next year — when a passport will be required for re-entry — to get their application in now so that they don’t end up to be crying fools like so many of those who have been crying to their Congressmen because they didn’t bother getting their passport application in on time.

Carpet-Baggers

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

That is the title I would give to this story from World Net Daily. It tells how a coalition of advocates for illegal aliens and continued illegal immigration — including La Raza — have set up an 800 number for people to call to lobby the US Senate for passage of the sell-out “immigration reform” bill now before the Senate. The web site cited in the article not only coaches obvious illegals — who have no business calling a US Senator — how to say (in English) to the Senate staffer who answers the phone, “Support immigration reform that protects families and workers”, but they also pass along the caller ID of the caller to the 800 number — instead of the actual 800 number from which the call to the Senate office originates — so that the staffer is deceived into reporting that the call came from a loner instead of from a person who is part of an organized effort.

My suggestion is that every reader go to the illegals website and call their Senators on the illegal’s dime! Do what the site says — call early and often — use up as many of their dimes as you can!!!

By the way…can anyone please supply me with the number to some members of the legislature in Mexico, and also to their president Calderon, along with some coaching…so that when I call and the staffer picks up the phone, I can tell them in Spanish, “Please ship one barrel of oil to the United States for free per month for every Mexican who is there illegally. Thank you.” Better yet, can someone please set up an 800 number like La Raza uses so that it looks to the Mexican officials like all of the calls are coming from within Mexico? I will be glad to publish the numbers (or the 800 number) here for everyone to use after they use La Raza’s 800 number to tell their Senators to put this crappy piece of legislation in the trash can.

In case you have been deprived of learning the actual history of this country — that is, of the United States Of America — “carpet-bagger” was how Southerners would refer to people from the North who came down south after the Civil War and carried all the booty they could manage to steal back up north with them…

I’d like to thank Michael Savage for alerting us to this bogus crap on his radio program, which airs weekdays at 5PM Central time.