Poor Tony…he is now but a mere shell of his former self. This as a result of his owner, Kellogg Co., Inc., today declaring that they have decided that they have no balls when it comes to telling nar-do-well do-gooders to go to Hell. This also for their not standing up to the same and telling them that they, Kellogg, will continue to let parents decide what their kids will eat — and for not taking the opportunity to point out that the content of their children’s foods — which parents happily buy for their kids — is a much smaller issue in childhood obesity than are parents letting their kids sit on their butts all day and eat gigantic portions.
Case in point…yours truly has lost 25 pounds in the past 6 months, after reaching a high of 190 pounds on my 5′6″ frame. (And, I have another 10-or-so to go…) I did not go on a fad diet or change from eating pizzas, mac and cheese, etc. I did what I just said that parents need to supervise their children to do — eat much less and exercise a little more. One large Red Baron pepperoni pizza now lasts me for four or five sittings, instead of one or two. I also still drink my fattening home-brewed beer. And, unlike Kellogg and Tony…I don’t require a daily dose of Viagra to be able to act like a man and stand up for myself.